Santa, Take Two

Dear Mom,
We already had this discussion once, and I felt that I made my point abundantly clear. I do not like the guy with the red suit and white beard. I like the "idea" of Santa Claus. I like the decorations and candy and lights and the "Ho Ho Ho".
I. DO. NOT. LIKE. THE. BIG. SCARY. DUDE.
Should you have any further questions, please refer to the above statement. I hope not to have to discuss this again for a full calendar year.
Sincerely,
Lila Jane Cundiff